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New Girl Season Premiere

In one of the first blogs I wrote I talked about predictions for New Girl's final season.

Tonight New Girl's final season started. This was me (I blog New Girl a lot):

Here's 42 thoughts I had while watching the season premiere of New Girl:

  • I love Nick Miller (okay, so, maybe this was my first thought before anything actually happened but it's still valid because HAVE YOU SEEN NICK MILLER?)

  • WHAT

  • Okay. Good.

  • Ruth Bader Parehk Schmidt OH MY GOD.

  • Schmidt's mustache is GROSS.

  • Luke thinks Schmidt's mustache looks like his dad's old mustache

  • Ruth basically has the best birthday party on the earth.

  • The nose ring is definitely a mistake

  • JSES LOL.

  • Russell is even hotter than he used to be. The grey hair is working on him.

  • Russell is the not the best boyfriend to bring back.

  • They should have brought back Dr. Sam.

  • It's weird Russell has another child.

  • I want to see Nick's shin xrays.

  • "you let him grow a mustache?" "That's a porn-star relief pitcher"

  • Winston's shirt game is still strong

  • "Sometimes it just takes dating your cousin for things to fall into place"

  • Ruth is definitely not going to remember her third birthday party.

  • I want a Vodka Sotomoyer.

  • JK I want a Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

  • This show is golden. I am so sad it's ending

  • Nick and Schmidt arguing is so beautiful

  • STUPID RUSSELL.

  • "STOP TREATING ME SPECIAL"

  • I love Ally.

  • And I love that roundhouse

  • *Sophie whispers I'm so lonely*

  • 'Ol Nicky Blue Eyes

  • I hope Nick is purposely acting weird to surprise Jess even more

  • This is exactly how I imagined Schmidt and CeCe's child's birthday

  • I can't think of anything but this show what are thoughts what will life without new girl be

  • why are commercials a thing

  • I find them adorable

  • I don't know what he does either

  • Those pictures are exactly what Ally and Winston's maternity pictures should be

  • This is perfect

  • So, so perfect.

  • SO, SO, SO PERFECT.

  • I am so sad that I don't get to see Nick Miller as a dad.

  • The nose ring was such a mistake.

  • I am so glad Nick shaved Schmidt's mustache.

  • BYE BYE LOFT

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